Take A Look At My Girlfriend
She's The Only One I Got (ba Ba Da Da)
Not Much Of A Girlfriend
I Never Seem To Get A Lot (ba Ba Da Da, Ba Ba Da Da)

It's Been Some Time Since We Last Spoke
This Is Gonna Sound Like A Bad Joke
But Momma I Fell In Love Again
It's Safe To Say I Have A New Girlfriend

And I Know It Sounds So Old
But Cupid Got Me In A Chokehold
And I'm Afraid I Might Give In
Towels On The Mat My White Flag Is Wavin'

I Mean She Even Cooks Me Pancakes
And Alka Seltzer When My Tummy Aches
If That Ain't Love Then I Don't Know What Love Is

We Even Got A Secret Handshake
And She Loves The Music That My Band Makes
I Know I'm Young But If I Had To Choose Her Or The Sun
I'd Be One Nocturnal Son Of A Gun

(ba Ba Da Da, Ba Ba Da Da)

Take A Look At My Girlfriend
She's The Only One I Got (ba Ba Da Da)
Not Much Of A Girlfriend
I Never Seem To Get A Lot (ba Ba Da Da, Ba Ba Da Da)

Take A Look At My Girlfriend
She's The Only One I Got (ba Ba Da Da)
Not Much Of A Girlfriend
I Never Seem To Get A Lot (ba Ba Da Da, Ba Ba Da Da)

It's Been Awhile Since We Talked Last And I'm Tryin' Hard Not To Talk Fast
But Dad I'm Finally Thinkin' I May Have Found The One
Type Of Girl That Will Make You Way Proud Of Your Son

And I Know You Heard The Last Song About The Girls That Didn't Last Long
But I Promise This Is On A Whole New Plane
I Can Tell By The Way She Says My Name (ba Ba Da Da)

I Love It When She Calls My Phone
She Even Got Her Very Own Ringtone
If That Ain't Love Then I Don't Know What Love Is (ba Ba Da Da)

It's Gonna Be A Long Drive Home But I Know As Soon As I Arrive Home
And I Open The Door Take Off My Coat And Throw My Bag On The Floor
She'll Be Back Into My Arms Once More For Sure

Take A Look At My Girlfriend
She's The Only One I Got (ba Ba Da Da)
Not Much Of A Girlfriend
I Never Seem To Get A Lot (ba Ba Da Da, Ba Ba Da Da)

She's Got A Smile That Would Make The Most Senile
Annoying Old Man Bite His Tongue
I'm Not Done
She's Got Eyes Comparable To Sunrise
And It Doesn't Stop There
Man I Swear
She's Got Porcelain S