I'm seeing this girl and
she just might be out of her mind
Well she's got baggage and
it's all the emotional kind
She talks about closure and
that validation bit
I don't mean to be insensitive,
but I really hate that shit!

And I said: yeah, yeah, oh man
she's got issues and I'm gonna pay
Yeah, yeah, she thinks she's the victim

Now I know she'll feel abandoned
If I don't stay over late
And I know she's afraid to commit
But it's only our second date

And I said: yeah, yeah oh man
she's got issues and I'm gonna pay
Yeah, yeah, she says she's the victim
But she takes it all out on me

I don't know why you're messed up
I don't know why your whole life
is a chore,
Just do me a favour
And check your baggage at the door

Now she talks about her ex nonstop,
but I don't mind
But when she calls out his name in bed
That's where I draw the line
You told me a hundred times how
Your father left and he's gone
But I wish you wouldn't call me daddy
When we're gettin' it on!

And I said: yeah, yeah oh man
she's got issues and I'm gonna pay
Yeah, yeah, she's playing the victim
And taking it all out on me
Yeah, yeah, my god
She's got issues and I'm gonna pay...

If you think I'm controlling
Then why do you follow me around
If you're not co-dependent
Then why do you let others drag you down

I don't know why you're messed up
I don't know why your whole life
is a chore
Just do me a favour
And check your baggage at the door